Have a lekker Xmas

Ola

We don't get snow here, well not where I'm located anyway.
So whilst you frolic in snow and make snowmen, I frolic under that burning ball in the sky and make sweat... lots and LOTS of goddamn sweat!
I never have personally seen snow so screw drawing any of my girls in winter gear and snow angels. They'll be sweating under the sun in thong bikinis and sucking on ice lollies goddammit!

Lekker is South African slang (in case people missed the flag in the back) for good/cool/fantastic/awesome etc

Merry Christmas